A court was played a 10 minute recording of a Wearside couple whose nightly sex sessions were said to have ruined the lives of neighbours.
- BBC News report from yesterday.
I feel slightly unmanned by this report. In all my life I don't think I've ever had a sex "session". I've had sex, just never... never a session. I'm worried about this. I fear that I may be a semi-virgin. There's something very parliamentary about the word, which according to my somewhat quixotic OED means only a sitting.
Well, at least we can be sure that the case will be tried in the (you're going to hate me for this, really loathe me) court of sessions.
Was that as bad for you as it was good for me?
Just a plain session, apparently