I don't know why it is, but in newspapers things are always under plans, never according to them. I've never said: "Under my plan we'll be there in half an hour" or "We're off to the pub under plans being proposed by me." Perhaps I should. Perhaps that's why my social worker says I'm not yet Ready For Government.
I also adore the use of the pejorative criminal slang in the headline. The Daily Mail is clearly on the side of the benefit cheats against the snitches who would fain shop them. For a random Daily Mail healine generator click here.
It just gave me HAS CHANNEL 4 MOLESTED YOUR PETS?
Says Paul Dacre
A tip of the hat to The Engine Room