According to the Daily Mail (which is always utterly reliable on such matters), immigrant gangs have been mutilating children before send...

A taxi meter cab riolet sped over the tar Mac adam towards the zoo logical gardens where it swerved to avoid a p e ram bulator and hit a m...

My favourite poetic meter is the acephalous iambic tetrameter. If that opening sentence doesn't have you weeing in your intellectual na...

I find few things more embarrassing than making an unintentional pun. Yesterday, a journalist told me that she had been watching the wires ...

Parliament has been dissolved. Its dissolution was announced this morning. This is probably a good thing as it was dissolute and the countr...

What the world needs is a new quango (quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation) to deal with acronyms and initialisms. The other day ...

Commas can destroy or save cities and raise (or lower) the dead. According to Luke's Gospel, the following bit of banter occurred among...