Inky Fool

Being the weblog of Mark Forsyth

Friday, 31 January 2020

The Taxman and the Farmer

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Today I have been paying the farmer. Because farmers aren't farmers, they're tax-gatherers. Some people have trade surnames: M...
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Monday, 27 January 2020

Hypocrites and Horse-Power

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The English word hypocrite has a terribly simple etymology. It comes straight from the Ancient Greek hypokrites , which means actor , the k...
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Thursday, 9 January 2020

Exercise and the Ark of the Covenant

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We are in that beautiful season of the year known as January, or to give it its full technical name the-season - of-plump-people-jogging . ...
Friday, 3 January 2020

The Two-Faced Janitors of January

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[Repost] Welcome, dear reader, to January. January is a time to look back upon the dunghill of a year that has passed, and to look for...
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Tuesday, 10 December 2019

Opinion Polls and Tadpoles

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The question 'Who's ahead in the polls?' is a delicious and savoury pun, because a poll  is a head. Or it was. Shakespeare ...
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Thursday, 5 December 2019

Covers, Discoveries, Handkerchiefs and Curfews

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I have been considering the word cover . This is partly because The Etymologicon, The Horologicon and The Elements of Eloquence have be...
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Friday, 29 November 2019

The Origin of the Christmas Tree

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You are probably about to buy a dead tree and put it up in your living room. This is, if you ponder it, odd behaviour on your part. What...
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