Reply in verse.

A new series, just because it amuses me: London Epigrams. Feel free to reply, so long as it's in verse.

There are a lot of parakeets in London.

In case it is of interest to anybody, I have also joined Instagram (which I had erroneously believed to be a unit of weight) as #markfor...

Incidentally, Dante Gabriel Rossetti wrote a beautiful poem about a wombat. He'd ordered one as a pet, and, while waiting for it to...