Being the weblog of Mark Forsyth
For slap and tickle after darkYou're better off in Worcester Park
For fumblings of a higher wattageThe ideal place is near Swiss Cottage.
And if still in search of al fresco thrills,Much fun awaits on Shooters Hill.
A gentleman, left in the lurchat 2PM, St. Swithun's church.
Ding! Dong! He heard the solemn knellThe church had bells, but not his belle.
For slap and tickle after dark
ReplyDeleteYou're better off in Worcester Park
For fumblings of a higher wattage
DeleteThe ideal place is near Swiss Cottage.
And if still in search of al fresco thrills,
DeleteMuch fun awaits on Shooters Hill.
A gentleman, left in the lurch
ReplyDeleteat 2PM, St. Swithun's church.
Ding! Dong! He heard the solemn knell
DeleteThe church had bells, but not his belle.