Inky Fool

Being the weblog of Mark Forsyth

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

The Emperor's Crown and Other Enigmatic Perversions

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N.B. This post was originally written about a mystery, but the mystery is now solved. See the wonderfully worldly description in the comment...
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Monday, 8 March 2010

Apostrophes and 'Bus[es]

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I used to have a teacher who apostrophised everything. That's not to say that he talked to inanimate objects, at least to not to my kno...
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Sunday, 7 March 2010

Kangaroo Court

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The Labour-dominated Commons Public Administration Committee will hold a one-day inquiry later this month into the whole affair. The three ...
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Saturday, 6 March 2010

Little Venice and Venezuela

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I said yesterday that there would be more on Venezuela and I am, occassionally, good for my promises. It's even topical for me, and Ink...
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Friday, 5 March 2010

Peter, Petrels, Parrots and No Farting

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Once upon a time there was a fisherman called Simon. He fell in with a chap called Jesus who nicknamed him The Rock (presumably in preparat...
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Thursday, 4 March 2010

Appealing

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I was reading this week's copy of The Week and was astonished to discover that:   Brown appealed to voters last weekend I felt that ...
Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Three Equine Etymologies

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A few weeks ago I was playing poker. My opponent raised, I saw, he put his hand down on the table. I put my (better) hand down on the table...
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