Lohan

Being an up-to-the-decade aficionado of pop culture, I was intrigued to discover the existence of a creature called "Lindsay Lohan". Apparently, he/she is terribly famous. Luckily, I didn't need to find out anything more about this creature as, being a clever chap, I already know what a lohan is.

Lohan is defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as A Buddhist saint of the highest rank. It's somebody who has achieved the highest level of enlightenment and freedom from suffering and desire*.

As we know, the OED is never wrong. Or, at least, it carries such authority that, when it is a little mistaken, it is the world that is corrected.

A topless lohan

*Well technically it depends what sort of Buddhism you're into. A lohan is the same as an arhat.