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Commute parts the morning in twain,
ReplyDeleteMaybe Man should listen to Huckleberry on the train
Then he would be a Finnish man
DeleteAs soon as his commute began.
What a witty pun
ReplyDeleteHave a New Cross bun!
Only bloodshed can avenge
ReplyDeleteThe western residents of Penge.
I understand they god quite mental
Dwelling in Penge Occidental.
But what occurs in Anerley
Shall always be a mystery.
But for something truly unctious
ReplyDeleteone more stop to Norwood Junction.